- Some bitch: bass players aren't attractive
- Matt Barnes: lol
- Garrett Nickelsen: lol
- Zack Merrick: lol
- Eric Halvorsen: lol
- Stephen Gomez: lol
- Jeremy Davis: lol
- Pete Wentz: lol
- Mikey Way: lol
- Mark Hoppus: lol
- Ashley Purdy: lol
- Chris Wolstenholme: pregnant from my attractiveness lol
“you’re just missing a concert” they said
“it’s not like it’s a big deal” they said
“it’s just a band” they said
“what are you doing with that axe” they said










